😂 A humorous but sincere search for love ❤️ involving Jesus, a tiny house, camping adventures, icy rivers, six languages, half a language of Latin, and separate bedrooms.

🙏 One small request before we begin: If you don’t like me, please feel free to scroll past this article without commenting.

Hop along, bunny! 😂

Just keep scrolling – it’ll save both of us some unnecessary stress.

Thank you very much for understanding! ❤️

💘 The Completely Chaotic Dating-Show Summary!

So, my dear unknown dream man, will you choose the 49-year-old would-be nun with her own tiny house, who loves Jesus more than anything but is nevertheless looking for a man who doesn’t have to be a pastor, won’t immediately fall off the bouldering wall, voluntarily jumps into icy rivers in winter, and would please sleep in his own bed at night?

Or perhaps you’d prefer the stubborn language teacher with six and a half languages, a thousand projects, two grown-up children, and a car full of camping adventures, who doesn’t want cut flowers, jewellery, or handbags but would love to pray, hike, cuddle, and talk about God and the world with you?

Or would you rather choose the thrifty, cheerful Catholic who attends a free church, currently lives in Munich, is about to renovate her tiny house, loves her family in Bavaria, doesn’t need a millionaire but wouldn’t reject one either as long as he doesn’t try to bribe her with evening gowns, wants to talk to you on the phone as soon as possible but is in absolutely no hurry when it comes to sex, and would even consider dating a Roman from antiquity provided he doesn’t persecute Christians?

Well, my dear dream man, this is going to be a difficult decision!

Because unfortunately, all three candidates are the very same woman! 😂❤️

And now, my dear dream man: Which one will you choose?

Candidate number one, number two, or number three?

Oh, you know what?

Just take all three!

They only come as a complete package – with Jesus in her heart, a rather strong mind of her own, a generous helping of humour, and guaranteed separate bedrooms! 😂❤️🙏

And if you’re wondering whether this woman actually exists: Yes, she does!

And she’s even still single!

But before you apply – hang on, this isn’t a job interview! – let’s start with the most important facts.

After all, you should know what you’re getting yourself into. ❤️

🌸 The Essential Facts for Anyone Who Doesn’t Want to Read a Novel Right Away

👩 Me: 49 years old, currently living in Munich, Catholic, and actively involved with ICF Munich.

❤️ You: A Christian man aged approximately 46 to 61, loving, humorous, reliable, and genuinely interested in a lifelong relationship.

🙏 Faith: Jesus comes first in my life.

Attending church services together and occasionally praying together would be wonderful!

🌿 Free time: Hiking, bouldering, swimming in icy rivers, camping, travelling, culture, conversations, and enjoying nature.

📚 Profession: Teacher and private tutor since 2004, passionate language enthusiast with my own multilingual blog.

🌍 Languages and nationality: German, English, French, Spanish, Italian, Russian, and a little Latin.

Nationality doesn’t matter at all, as long as we can understand each other.

Time travellers are welcome too! 😂

🏡 Where I live: Temporarily in Munich, but after renovating my tiny house in spring, I’ll be living quite a distance from Munich again.

In the long term, I’d like to stay in Bavaria.

💕 Relationship: Love, loyalty, honesty, tenderness, mutual respect, shared activities, and enough personal freedom.

💋 Sex: Only after getting to know each other for many months and when we’re both convinced that we want to spend the rest of our lives together.

😴 Sleeping: Separate bedrooms, please!

Cuddling is very much encouraged. 😂

🚭 Lifestyle: No cigarettes, no other drugs, and very little alcohol, if any.

You’re welcome to eat meat.

I live frugally, eat a vegetarian diet, and lead a fairly modest life.

💌 Getting acquainted: I’d rather talk on the phone and meet in person soon than spend weeks texting before someone suddenly disappears. 👻

If you haven’t already run away screaming, reading on might be worthwhile! 😂❤️

⛪ Why I Originally Wanted to Become a Nun …

I love Jesus more than anything! ❤️

That’s why I could absolutely imagine becoming a nun.

However, I don’t feel that God has called me to that life.

So now I’m hoping to find a Christian man with whom I can share my faith and my life.

And no, I certainly don’t see a man as a replacement for Jesus! 😂

Jesus will always be number one.

But a loving life partner would be a wonderful addition.

🌸 Who Am I, Anyway?

I’m 49 years old, currently living in Munich, Catholic, and actively involved with ICF Munich, a Christian free church.

I’m a cheerful, adventurous, and curious person who loves laughing and talking but is also perfectly happy spending time alone.

Professionally, I teach German as a foreign language, among other subjects, and provide private tutoring.

Languages are my great passion!

I work with six modern languages as well as Latin.

I also run my own multilingual blog, write, take photographs, make videos, and constantly develop new projects.

So my mind is usually pretty busy.

Boredom is rather rare in my life. 😂

I’d love to find a man who respects my enthusiasm for my projects, even if he doesn’t share every single one of my interests.

Of course, I’d also like to take an interest in his passions, support him in pursuing his goals, and celebrate his achievements with him.

After all, a relationship shouldn’t be a one-way street!

😂 Am I an Easygoing Woman? Or Is Everyone Else Complicated?

Well, that depends on whom you ask! 😂

Some people find me rather difficult because I can be quite independent-minded and sometimes rather stubborn.

But that naturally raises the question: Am I really difficult?

Or are the people who think I’m difficult perhaps the difficult ones?

Maybe we’re simply different.

And that’s hardly a crime! 😂

I’m especially persistent when something really matters to me.

My projects, for example.

I’ve been teaching since 2004 and absolutely love developing my own teaching materials and language courses.

Once I’ve set my mind on something, I want to make progress!

Not simply because I enjoy keeping busy, but because I know my students benefit from it.

They’ve told me so many times, and I can also see it in their progress. ❤️

And there’s another area where I’m particularly determined: my Christian values.

I’m convinced that gratitude is one of the most important keys to a happy life.

When you consciously notice everything God has given us, you can enjoy life much more, even when things don’t always go according to plan.

I don’t want to spend my life complaining about what I lack, but rather appreciating what I have.

That way, I give negative thoughts and the devil as little room as possible. 🙏❤️

My friends who really know me can confirm that I’m a very positive, loving, and helpful person.

Of course, I have a mind of my own.

But I can also respect different opinions, learn new things, and make compromises, as long as I don’t have to abandon my fundamental values.

In short: I may not always be easy to deal with, but I have a strong mind and a big heart! ❤️😂

❤️ What Kind of Man Am I Looking For?

A Christian man aged approximately 46 to 61 who wants a loving, committed, long-term relationship.

You don’t have to be a pastor or look like a Viking carrying a Bible under his arm. 😂

You don’t need a model’s face or a perfectly muscular body.

A cheerful smile, a loving heart, and the desire to become more like Jesus are far more important to me.

I’d particularly love it if we could not only attend church services together but also pray together.

Not necessarily every day or for hours at a time.

But wouldn’t it be wonderful to bring our worries, wishes, and gratitude before God together?

These five values are especially important to me:

❤️ Seeing the good in other people.

🌿 Seeing the good in God’s creation.

🦋 Living fearlessly.

🙏 Wanting to become more and more like Jesus.

☀️ Making a positive difference in the lives of those around us.

Yes, these are also the goals of ICF.

But why shouldn’t I make these goals my own?

I think they’re wonderful!

I’m looking for a man who is kind, respectful, and reliable, even when things don’t go his way.

We don’t have to agree about everything.

But we should be able to listen to each other, respect our differences, and find solutions together.

And very importantly, I want to be able to laugh with you – including at our own little eccentricities! 😂❤️

🚭 Drugs, Alcohol, and Meat – Just How Tolerant Am I?

Now we’ve reached a subject where I really can be quite stubborn!

Smoking and other drugs are out of the question for me.

If you’re a smoker but desperately want to become my dream man, there’s a solution: You quit! 😂

And please do so before we meet, with the firm intention of never starting again.

I’d even be happy to give you Allen Carr’s book “The Easy Way to Stop Smoking”.

It might help you quit.

You’ll have to read it quickly, though, if we’re planning to meet next weekend! 📚😂

But I’m sure you can manage that.

If you really are my dream man, you’ll surely be highly motivated! ❤️

Of course, the decision to quit smoking should also come from your own genuine conviction.

And no, by “no drugs”, I don’t just mean no cigarettes.

I don’t want other drugs in my life either.

🍷 And What About Alcohol?

A beer after work every single evening?

No, thank you!

Unless it’s alcohol-free.

As far as I’m concerned, you can drink that every evening. 😂

But saying, “I only go to the pub every other week!” doesn’t convince me either if you drink large amounts of alcohol every time.

I don’t want regular drinking any more than I want occasional drinking binges.

I’d like a man who doesn’t need alcohol and, if he drinks at all, does so only rarely and in small amounts.

Why am I so firm about this?

Because I gave up smoking and drinking alcohol in 2020.

That same year, I also stopped eating meat.

🥩 Hang On! Are You Even Allowed to Eat Meat?

Yes, of course! 😂

After all, my two sons and my dad eat meat too.

And believe it or not, I manage to tolerate that without complaining!

So feel free to enjoy your steak while I eat something vegetarian.

And afterwards, you can brush your teeth.

Then everything will be absolutely wonderful! 😂❤️

See?

I’m incredibly tolerant!

🌍 And When It Comes to Nationality, I’m Even More Open-Minded!

You don’t even have to be German!

I have absolutely nothing against foreigners.

Why would I?

After all, we’re all foreigners as soon as we leave our own home country.

And just how small is Germany compared with the rest of the world?

On the vast majority of our planet, I’m a foreigner myself!

I’m fundamentally opposed to discrimination, whether it’s based on religion, nationality, origin, gender, or any other personal characteristic.

I want to treat people with love and respect, and I expect the same attitude from my partner.

Of course, it would be nice if you spoke one of my six and a half languages: German, English, French, Spanish, Italian, Russian, and a little Latin.

And no, the half-language isn’t Bavarian! 😂

If you’re Portuguese, perhaps I’ll even learn Portuguese.

Chinese, on the other hand, would make me take a deep breath, considering how many unfinished projects I already have.

At the moment, that seems like an enormous challenge.

But who knows?

With God’s help, anything is possible! 🙏😂

🏛️ You Can Even Be an Ancient Roman!

Yes, really!

I love science fiction.

So why shouldn’t I meet a man from the time when Jesus lived?

A working time machine would certainly be an advantage. 😂

But please, no persecutors of Christians!

And that doesn’t just apply to ancient Romans.

Anyone who persecutes or discriminates against others because of their faith, background, or other personal characteristics is fundamentally unsuitable as a partner for me.

If you really have travelled here from ancient Rome, perhaps we could even communicate in Latin.

However, I never really learned to speak Latin, only to translate it.

So conversations about Wi-Fi, electric cars, and modern relationships might become rather challenging. 😂

But perhaps this will be enough for our first date:

“Quo vadis?” – Where are you going?

“Ad te!” – To you! ❤️

There we go!

That sounds rather romantic already!

So you see: I’m quite strict about nicotine, drugs, and alcohol, generous when it comes to meat, and so open-minded about nationality that I’d even consider time travellers from antiquity! 😂❤️

And if you really are from ancient Rome, it would be helpful if your time machine could also take you back to Bavaria!

🌿 By the Way, I’m Not a Couch Potato!

I love hiking, walking, bouldering, and swimming in icy rivers.

Yes, even in winter! 🥶😂

I also love travelling in my car, camping, little excursions, nature, lakes, mountains, and beautiful sunsets.

I’m equally happy visiting exhibitions, historical sights, theatres, operas, operettas, and other cultural events.

I enjoy photography and filming, discovering new places, and having interesting conversations.

Of course, you don’t have to share every one of my hobbies.

But it would be lovely if we enjoyed doing things together and exploring the world.

I can enjoy a cosy evening with an interesting conversation just as much as a trip into the mountains.

And don’t worry: Just because I enjoy being physically active doesn’t mean we have to rush headlong into a relationship! 😂

💕 What Kind of Relationship Do I Imagine?

I’d love a man with whom I can laugh, talk, pray, cuddle, go for walks, enjoy activities, and share everyday life.

Mutual appreciation, honesty, faithfulness, respect, and reliability are very important to me.

I want to accept my partner as he is, and I hope he’ll accept me in the same way.

I love company, interesting conversations, and doing things together.

At the same time, I also need time to myself, especially when I’m working on my projects.

To me, a good relationship doesn’t mean being joined at the hip twenty-four hours a day.

Two independent people can love each other and still maintain their personal freedom.

I’d love a partnership in which we support each other, encourage each other, and grow together.

And when we disagree, I don’t want us to fight against each other but to look for a solution together.

After all, I don’t want to win against my partner; I want us to be happy together. ❤️

💋 And Now for Something That Will Probably Be an Absolute Dealbreaker for Many Men …

I want to wait before having sex.

And not just for a few weeks!

I want to get to know a man properly over several months.

We should have experienced a lot together, seen each other in many different situations, and observed how we interact with other people.

I want to know how we treat each other when we disagree, when something goes wrong, when one of us is sad or stressed, or when life isn’t going the way we’d hoped.

Only when we’re both genuinely convinced that we want to spend the rest of our lives together would I want to take that final step.

And no, that certainly doesn’t mean I dislike physical closeness!

Quite the opposite! ❤️

I really enjoy affection, hugs, kisses, and cuddling.

I also have two grown-up children.

So I’m neither naïve nor inexperienced. 😂

But my faith has become much deeper over time.

And I’m convinced of one thing: If I find another partner, I want him to be the man I spend the rest of my life with.

And in my opinion, you can’t know whether two people are truly compatible for life after just a few weeks.

I know this attitude is a dealbreaker for many men.

And that’s perfectly fine.

Everyone is entitled to their own expectations.

But if you’re still saying, “Yes, I can absolutely live with that!” – then we really ought to get to know each other! ❤️😂

😴 And Now for Perhaps the Biggest Relationship Test of All: My Bedroom!

I want to sleep alone in my own room for approximately eight hours a night.

Not because I don’t love my partner, but because I’m extremely sensitive to noise and need my sleep.

Romance?

Absolutely!

Cuddling?

Very happily!

Falling asleep together and spending the entire night side by side?

I’d rather not. 😂

If you see that as a personal rejection, you probably won’t be happy with me.

But if you also enjoy sleeping undisturbed, you may just have hit the jackpot! 🛏️❤️

And don’t worry: Separate bedrooms certainly don’t mean we’ll need to make appointments just to visit each other during the day! 😂

💶 Financially, I’m More of a Minimalist Than a Millionaire

I don’t have much money, but I manage my resources very consciously and frugally.

Eating healthily is also becoming increasingly important to me.

If you happen to have money, that’s certainly not a reason for me to reject you. 😂

But please accept that I don’t want jewellery, cut flowers, evening gowns, handbags, or shoes as gifts.

Those things simply wouldn’t make me happy.

I appreciate shared time, lovely experiences, thoughtful gestures, and good conversations far more. ❤️

I’m not looking for someone to provide for me, but for a loving partner who treats me as an equal.

I’m perfectly capable of taking care of myself because I work and live very frugally.

All I ask is that you respect my lifestyle and don’t have a problem with us having different financial circumstances.

And if you absolutely insist on giving me a present: A lovely day out together would mean much more to me than an expensive handbag that would just sit in the wardrobe. 😂❤️

🏡 Does My Dream Man Have to Live in Munich?

No, not at all!

I’m only living in Munich temporarily.

I have a tiny house that I’m planning to renovate in spring.

Afterwards, I’ll be living quite a distance away from Munich again. 🏡❤️

My two grown-up sons and my father live in Fürstenfeldbruck, Bad Birnbach, and Wolfratshausen.

My family means a great deal to me.

That’s why I want to spend time in Bavaria at least once a week, preferably twice, and would also like to stay in Bavaria in the long term.

I can certainly imagine having a long-distance relationship temporarily, provided I’m not the only one doing all the travelling.

After all, a relationship isn’t a one-way street – not even on the motorway! 🚗😂

So if you live abroad, that doesn’t automatically rule you out.

In the long term, however, you should be able to imagine Bavaria remaining an important part of our life together.

And yes, that also applies to the Roman with the time machine! 😂

💌 How Would I Like Us to Get to Know Each Other?

I want to take my time getting to know someone without rushing headlong into a relationship.

But please don’t start planning our wedding after three messages either! 😂

On the other hand, I don’t see the point of exchanging messages for weeks without ever speaking to each other.

If we seem to like each other, we can exchange voice messages, have a phone call soon, and arrange to meet in person as soon as reasonably possible.

I’ll happily leave the endless texting followed by suddenly disappearing without a word – also known as ghosting – to someone else. 👻😂

I’d much rather talk, laugh together, and find out whether we actually like each other in real life.

After all, it’s easy to write all sorts of things.

But you only really discover how two people interact when they get to know each other in person.

And if you realise after our first meeting that we’re not right for each other, you’re absolutely welcome to tell me honestly.

I’ll survive! 😂

Honesty is certainly much better than simply disappearing.

❤️ What I’m Really Hoping For

Not a perfect man.

Not a superhero.

Not a millionaire.

Not a Viking.

And not a pastor who gives me three sermons every day either. 😂

Just a cheerful, loving, faithful Christian man with whom I can laugh, pray, talk, walk, discover the world, and hopefully spend the rest of my life.

A man who accepts me as I am and whom I can accept and love in exactly the same way.

A man with whom I can be grateful for all the little and big gifts God gives us every day.

I want a relationship in which we don’t constantly try to change each other but help each other grow and become more like Jesus.

After all, the point isn’t to find the perfect person, but to build something beautiful together. ❤️

✍️ Oh, and One More Thing for the Grammar Police!

If you spot any spelling mistakes, feel free to keep them. 😂

I teach German as a foreign language and scored almost 15 out of 15 points in German in my final school examinations.

So yes, I do know how to write proper German!

But on my personal Facebook profile, I don’t feel the need to proofread every sentence three times.

Sometimes even autocorrect is allowed to get creative.

There are more important things in life, after all.

Jesus, love, family, and the question of whether my future husband snores at night, for example. 😂❤️

💘 And Now It’s Your Turn, My Dear Dream Man!

Is there a Christian man somewhere between the ages of 46 and 61 who enjoys laughing, perhaps likes hiking, would pray with me, respects other people, and doesn’t mind us both enjoying some peace and quiet in our own bedrooms at night?

A man who would like to create beautiful memories with me, support me in my projects, and be equally happy to have me support him in achieving his goals?

A man who isn’t frightened away by a woman with a strong mind of her own because he knows that behind that mind is a big heart?

And a man who’s willing to give us the time to really get to know each other before deciding whether we want to spend our lives together?

Then I’d be delighted to receive a personal message from you! 💌❤️

And if you really are a Roman from antiquity, please make sure to tell me how your time machine works.

I’m rather interested in that too! 😂

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